the wet paper effect.

these are the people i date: colin fried a pita and cut up a hot dog filled with cheese and fried the hot dog slices, he then put them on top of the fried pita, added pasta sauce, queso and mozzerella cheese then baked it in the oven. this is the result. to be fair, i did have a bite and it kind of tasted like a pizza bagel. also, i can’t believe i admitted to trying it.

disclaimer: it is very hard to fry a pita.

other disclaimer: do not try this at home, you will probably have a heart attack.