March 2010
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call me old fashioned but...
its totally bugging me out watching people i know get married. its just such an unimaginable concept to me right now. it freaks me out in the same way as when i have patients that were born after 2000 but are still old enough to have braces. god, i never ever want to grow up.
i’ll need to find my own future husband wesley snipes to settle with soon.
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honestly....
fat girls get made fun of. girls who diet get made fun of. i can’t eat or avoid cake without getting some kind of comment thrown in my direction. this entire “damned if you do damned if you don’t” situation has me convinced that unless you are born naturally awesome you’re doomed to a life of people all up in ya’ grill.
also, i know beer and vitamin water is...
haunted
i have the most stressful dreams every time i sleep in my room. i think my room or bed or apartment is haunted. i mean, these dreams are WEIRD. so weird.
nahh
whoo its valerie (1:26:39 AM): i mean what this is, is YOU
LightBW87 (1:26:49 AM): is it?
whoo its valerie (1:26:50 AM): so like, i can sit here and judge w/e
LightBW87 (1:27:01 AM): does it scream me
whoo its valerie (1:27:12 AM): but people will meet you and thats what you are sooo
whoo its valerie (1:27:25 AM): you gotta let it be ta know
LightBW87 (1:29:10 AM): whaaat!!!???
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hoarders
is actually a super depressing show!! everyone told me that and i didn’t believe them but now i know for myself. some lady had like 70 dead skeletal cats in her house. grosssss
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I LOVE MY DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR
he is SO REAL why is his woman always hatin so hard??
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being bored feels sooo good!!
not even jk!!
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really...
i wish michael ian black would stop tweeting about his wife so much.
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i’ll write you a postcard, I’ll send you the news
from the house...
– stars, your ex-lover is dead <33