bernie madoff, you’ve got till age 221 to figure out what you’ve done wrong, mister.
happy birthday bret mckenzie, not like you’ll ever know how much i want you to like your birthday, just thought i’d put it out there anyway.
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IFC.com's 50 Greatest Movie Trailers of All Time
movielove: geeuh: 50. Night of the Iguana (1964) 49. Anatomy of a Murder (1959) 48. The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001) 47. Magnolia (1999) 46. Watchmen (2009) 45. The Manchurian Candidate (1962) 44. The Big Sleep (1946) 43. Eyes Wide Shut (1999) 42. Little Children (2006) 41. Maximum Overdrive (1986) 40. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999) 39. Zabriskie Point (1970) 38....
They say celebs die in threes. Leave it to Billy...
i am sorrry, i hate being too relevant and posting non-stop about dead celebrities or non-celebrity celebrities, but i had to.
paul revere sighting in the freehold mall. brits: “omw”
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rider, you are such an exciting place.
“At 12:30 p.m., State Police will conduct an exercise in front of Moore Library. The demonstration may include a noise device being thrown. Do not be alarmed if you hear a loud explosion. An armed SWAT team will also be jumping from a helicopter.” -an e-mail warning students about wild activities.
carlo. bonfires. 27s. sup summer oh nine?
Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead i love words.
Too many power bars in this house. I’m nervous. Who is lacking in fiber? Turn yourself in before its too late.
highly conservative and hilarious e-mail forwards.
the great floods hath finally ended!! time to put away the arc for the next overbearing precipitation attack. 2 of each animal can again run free, or maybe just uncomfortably hobble free through the still sopping wet grass.
FOX News: ‘Infomercial King’ Billy Mays Dies http://bit.ly/tkHfc– joecicalese
day off, sunshine. lets go.
You know a cigarette is good when you’re only halfway through your first one and upset its almost gone
Snakes in the basement moles is the pool turkeys on the porch. I live on a farm.